Remember the Seinfeld episode where Kenny Rogers puts one of his restaurants right outside Kramer's apt. with the bright red neon sign?
We have our own little roaster right outside the bedroom. Chuck, the apt. manager has a unit right across from our window that has this security light. It's not a motion one, but it wants to be one. Throughout the night it intermittently turns on and off so the shades have to remain closed at all times and even then you go from a glow in the room to total pitch black. Of course when I go to bed it's off so I stumble around in the dark, then as soon as I get in bed....... back on.
I imagine the day we move out of the apt., Chuck will come over to inspect the cleaning and say "oh, by the way, I got that light fixed yesterday." That just his modus operendi.
On a positive note, I scored some Karma points this morning. I was packing to get ready to fly out to Stevens Point Wisconsin and Katie saw this older lady trying to shovel out the snowbank in front of her garage. Being the good guy I am, I grabbed the shovel, which stays in the apt now so I can shovel off the sidewalk everytime Chucky doesn't, (which is all the time) and ran out to get the bank cleared so she could leave. Turns out she was a lady that had broken two ribs on the sidewalk that Chuck didn't shovel off and she was going to do volunteer home hospice care for a person that had cancer. Thats the feel good story for the day, cuz yesterday as I was leaving a guy got stuck leaving the parking lot. I couldn't figure it out, he had a big Dodge truck all jacked up.......... it was a two wheel drive with some kind of performance racing slick tires on it. 20 inch rims, the whole deal. I tried to push him for a minute and realized it was a worthless effort. Said "sorry man, that ain't comin out with those tires on it." Then I got in my truck and thanked Chevy for push button 4WD and Bridgestone for tires with traction on them and drove off.
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Now all you need is some of Kenny's delicious chicken and it would all be worth it. Oh yeah that and a creepy puppet named Mr Jingles.
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