My good friend Jason Horner has the Mandan High School boys basketball team playing like nobodys business right now. In fact they haven't played this well since bell bottoms were in style the first time. Coincidentally, Jason will also be a baby daddy around the same time I am in May, so this does kind of ties into the blog.
Even tho Jason has the Braves on a roll (30 point win over Minot last night) his sideline attire is somewhat lacking. He tried to rock a sweater vest last night. Not a fan. So being the blog fashion police, I have three options for you to create the "Jason Horner Style"
Option 1: Bring back the Whig Party style.
Option 2: The Seinfeld Puffy Shirt.
Option 3. Leisure suit. Who wouldn't be comfortable coaching in a suit with "leisure" in the name?
(AMC Pacer not included on the look)
3 comments:
Sorry, but you know I have to comment when you say something like that. I am pretty sure that you're just jealous because only I get to "good game" him with a slap on the butt and a kiss after every win and you know how how hot the stylin'-ist coach in the state looks each and every time his wife picks out his game outfit.
Love,
Mrs. Horner
p.s. you probably shouldn't come to the game tonight unless you are comfortable with that "got to jump his bones" feeling you get when you see a hot guy in a suit.
You said that he looked like Ellen from the Ellen Degenerate show that day. I don't have time to console him everytime he calls me crying cuz you make him feel bad.........
Jason hasn't yet figured out that what is said between a husband and wife sometimes just shouldn't be shared with other people. I didn't say that he looked like Ellen. I simply pointed out that Ellen was wearing pretty much the same outfit that day on her show. He rocked it though whereas she just wore it. And I'm serious about tonight's game and outfit.
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