Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Chick Magnet

It’s fairly rare that I direct a blog post at specific groups or individuals, but there must be exceptions made at times. In order to protect the identity of the concerned parties, we’ll refer to the person of which I’m speaking to as “J-Rod” to keep his anonymity.

J-Rod, Ashtyn is a chick magnet, plain and simple. I think you could benefit in a certain milieu’s or social settings from having her around. In fact that goes for any readers that are guys and single.

It’s like she has the power of ‘the force’ or something. For example, last night we had to take her into the walk-in clinic to have them check her out for Jaundice. The three nurses and the doctor (all women) were all over her for the better part of 5 minutes – “she’s so cute”, “she’s just perfect.” I will take liberty to say that it takes good genes to produce cute babies so you know, it was kinda bound to happen.

Point being, when we left I wasn’t sure if they had checked her for anything or if it was just playtime for the clinic staff.

So fellas, if you feel like you could use a boost in the lady dept., just shoot me an e-mail or text and we’ll get you setup for a stroller ride along the running paths in Bismarck. She can break the ice for you, screwing it up from there is up to you. No woman is going to pass up a chance to stop and tickle this little girls cheeks. Think about it.

2 comments:

Natalie Beatrice Olson said...

Love the picture of Ashtyn! She definitely doesn't look like a Miller baby!

skeet said...

I assume pun intended??