"Illegal Discharge of a Firearm in City Limits"

Thats the charge that will be stuck on me if these geese continually taunt me everyday. The apartment complex is situated directly between the river and a field to the west that makes the airspace directly above us a central flyway....... a very LOW flyway for geese that have probably never seen a decoy spread.

You can tell geese that have been hunted before, they flare at human activity on the ground, but these geese take the direct root over the apartment and don't even look twice at you when you step out of the building and it's a constant stream day and night. I'm afraid that some night I'm going to scare the hell out of Katie hearing all of the honking in my sleep, jump up, throw covers and yell "CUT 'EM!!!"..... like I'm in my goose blind or something.

I bought the baby a pacifier yesterday. I hope he or she likes it.......